Don't Think it can't happen

Looking around at this big old Internet of ours, and through my personal experiences, I am convinced the end of the world will take place before the decade is out.  Don't tell me I'm wrong, I know I'm not.  And it will start here, in the land of the free and home of the brave.  This nation has become very liberal, and its entertainment industry loves to make fun of Jesus.  The percentage of atheists is growing daily, and these aren't nice atheists, they're atheists who hate Jesus and all His followers because they think they're anti-gay.  I have met hardcore Republican Christians who are anti-gay, but that isn't the majority.  Of course, soon, this nation, if it doesn't already, will believe that the majority of Christians are Republican, anti-gay zealots who are holding the nation back by believing in a Creator and a Savior.  Then, they will deem us useless and throw us in prison, just like Hitler did with the Jews.  For seven long years, we will be tortured, beaten, and asked to convert to Hinduism, Buddhism, Neo-paganism, scientology, Baha'ism, atheism and satanism.  At the end of those seven years, Jesus will come again.  It is imperative we worship Him and love our gay brothers and sisters so to stall the torture. Believe me now, or believe me later.

Some of the most depressed I've ever been

Today, in a fit of rage, I vandalized the Wikipedia page for Miley Cyrus' "Miles to Go" book. I wrote: In 2012, she stated "I regret all the religion in the book, all religion is hogwash except Hinduism and Bahaiism. Jesus is a madman who attacked gay people, so I quit his fucking religion. All educated people should, too. Smoking is so liberating and therapeutic for me and makes me like my best friend Kelly [Osbourne]." I did this since I was so sick of the obsession and liberalism that were permeating the Internet around her. I was also upset that she is now following Seth McFarlane, angry atheist and creator of Family Guy, who thinks making fun of Jesus and His followers is funny. She also hasn't said anything about her religious status in years and I was hoping this would spur on change. However, I couldn't go through with it. Just a few moments ago, I erased my writing. I hope what I've done will not lead to me being sued for slander or Cyrus family and friends refusing to tour in Washington State. Things have been stressful lately, I almost had a full-time job, but didn't get it, the Mariners are probably going to trade Michael Pineda, who I saw last year, SOPA and PIPA threaten to destroy Facebook, deviantart and Youtube, and despite my medication for my deep anxiety, I have been paranoid that anything bad could possibly happen. Though my Minister assures me supporting gay people, Miley Cyrus and Led Zeppelin will not cause my condemnation, a lack of seeing Jesus from Miley made me paranoid and I just couldn't take it anymore, releasing it in a fury. Much like Billy Ray saying "the damn show ruined my family," this was me upset about feeling distant. I want forgiveness for this, not punishment. Please forgive me, world. Please forgive me, Miley.