Well,
it’s Thursday once again and the start of August. I beat Fire
Emblem Warriors; Three Hopes on the first, so I can
sum up my thoughts. It wasn’t as good an
experience as Three Houses, to be honest, but it did have more than a few good parts.
It was incredibly satisfying to play as Edelgard in a Dynasty
Warriors-styled game, and Tara Platt was, as usual, at the top of her game
bringing the Adrestian Empress to life. Faye
Mata returned as Petra, and seemed more aggressive than she was in Three
Houses, while Hubert, played once again by Robbie Daymond, seemed to be more
relatable than in the first game, making it clear he was trying to avoid
disaster and even saying things like “We’d best get all our waterfowl in a
row.” This was also Billy Kametz’s swan
song, him dying a couple of weeks before release and his character, Ferdinand,
getting quite a meaty role. Monica was
brought in for Three Hopes, Colleen O’Shaughnessey reprising her role from
Three Houses, this time we learn Monica is not just a disguise for Kronya, but
the daughter of a Baron with an open, lesbian crush on Edelgard. Platt and O’Shaughnessey have worked together
before, playing the blonde lady ninjas Temari and Ino, respectively, in Naruto. The game almost automatically gives you
several characters as recruits at the end of multiple chapters, notably the
entire Ashen Wolves house, all the Golden Deer save Claude and Hilda (and if you kill Jeralt as I did,
Leonie), Ashe and Mercedes from the Blue Lions and Shamir from the Knights of
Seiros. My favorite recruit was Marianne
from the Golden Deer, a quiet, kind mage who can
speak with animals and has full support ranks with both the protagonist and
Bernadetta in this game, played by Xantha Huynh. She was a kind sweetheart (I think her
actress probably is, too) and you really wanted everything to go well for
her. My second-favorite was Mercedes,
she was also a sweetheart with a motherly quality (baking sweets and healing
wounds) who had support ranks with Lysithea and the protagonist. I believe her actress’ name is Melissa Fahn,
I haven’t contacted her on Twitter, nor do I know if she’s even on it. Dawn M. Bennett did well as the woman version
of the protagonist, who I named Yuri after Yuri Lowenthal in the event I
married Edelgard again. However,
Edelgard and Monica were too cute a couple, so the protagonist gave her special
item to Petra (it also fits the protagonist’s nature better, she prefers fighting
to politics and legislation and she’d find the former with Petra and the latter
with Edelgard). However, there was only
a letter from Petra as a “pairing epilogue” in this game, as opposed to the
whole team as it was in Three Houses.
The game’s narration also gave this route a downer ending, and I suspect
it would do the same for the others considering we witnessed the deaths of the
most miserable people in Edelgard’s life and a choice out of our control meant
the war would resume perpetually every few years, apparently. Aside from that, the only major complaints
are you could spare (but not recruit) Annette, keep Jeralt alive and possibly
recruit Byleth, and I didn’t know how to do any of these and the protagonist
talked about being a mercenary about as much as Torres on NCIS talked about
being undercover, as in, it became one of their only major character/personality
traits. Also, these didn’t really
detract from the game’s overall experience, the thing that did the most was
that the ending was lackluster compared to the emotional release getting there
by the sudden downer statement. One last
thing of note is Caspar’s father was played by Richard Epcar, who you may know
as several Power Rangers monsters, Etemon and Myotismon from Digimon and the
title character of Bobobo-bo-bobobo, a robot who uses the technique “fist of
the nose hair!” I was a little giddy
when I saw his name in the credits.
Last
week’s favorite music releases were mostly debut singles for future albums.
There was “Crazy Times” by Sammy Hagar and The Circle, for an album of the same name due out September 30th. The band is Sammy Hagar (my 5th favorite
singer), guitarist Vic Johnson (my 10th favorite
guitarist), bassist Michael Anthony (2nd favorite bassist) and
drummer Jason Bonham (4th favorite drummer,
son of John Bonham, 2nd favorite drummer). Ringo Starr (Most favorite drummer) released a single for an EP scheduled for
September 16th, as did Smith/Kotzen, their EP a live EP scheduled for
the same day. Their bassist, Julia Lage,
is my 10th favorite
due to her enthusiasm playing, check out a YouTube video of them performing
Iron Maiden’s “Wasted Years” to see her jumping and rocking from side-to-side. Last in Line also released a cover of “A Day
in the Life” by The Beatles (Last in Line’s drummer Vinny
Appice is my 9th favorite), their EP is
due out on Veteran’s Day. Orianthi
released her first single from her next album, Rock Candy, due out October 14th,
and Bishop Briggs released a single co-written with K.Flay called “Revolution,”
no album announced.
This
week has already seen singles from Creedence
Clearwater Revival, Pat Travers and Alter Bridge, there will also be a new live
album from Alter Bridge tonight. Tesla,
the 80s metal band, also has a single coming out, and Brothers Osborne, a
country duo of brothers with lead singer a gay man, will take part on a Tribute
album to John Anderson.
For my
last bit of news, I’ve said “I’m going to quit video games after Three Hopes,”
through this Spring and Summer. The
lackluster ending has made me decide that was a foolish idea. It was honestly created because when I was a
kid, I told my brother I was going to collect every Godzilla movie ever. He replied I couldn’t collect the ones made after
I die. This created a mindset that I
needed to establish cutoff dates for entertainment to ensure I’d die satisfied. With the microSD card almost full, me feeling
guilty asking my family to pay $65 for games and there no likely way I’d afford
a Switch successor, it seemed like now was the time, I’d just play fighting
games and their story modes to unlock characters when I felt like it. It no longer seems like now is the time to
make such a change, but I’m going to take a break from gaming aside from that
mentioned above since I’ve played so many games since the pandemic started
almost 2 ½ years ago. I know I want to
play Splatoon 3, aside from that, all my brain can think of right now is “a fighting
game that has Tara Platt and Abby Trott in its cast,” which may already exist,
I may even already have it, I don’t know everyone they’ve played. But I definitely feel like I need to relax
more with games and stop the mentality that they are life-or-death. After all, they’re games, and as Tom Selleck
said in Mr. Baseball 30 years ago, “games are supposed to be fun.”
Lastly,
here’s my revised top 10 bassists:
1.)
Geezer Butler (NIB (Live 2013)-Black Sabbath)
2.)
Michael Anthony (Mikey Bass Solo (Live
2014)-Sammy Hagar and the Circle)
3.)
Rudy Sarzo (Crazy Train (Live 1981)-Ozzy Osbourne)
4.)
Duff McKagan (Eat Me-Ozzy Osbourne)
5.)
John Paul Jones (The Crunge-Led Zeppelin)
6.)
Jeff Ament (Breath-Pearl Jam)
7.)
Glenn Hughes (The Crow-Black Country Communion)
8.)
Mike Inez (Hollow-Alice in Chains)
9.)
John Deacon (Another One Bites The Dust-Queen)
10.) Julia
Lage (Hate and Love (Live 2022)-Smith/Kotzen)