Sunday, August 2, 2020

Smash Bros. Fan Fiction

I feel this could be a kid's book if Nintendo would allow it to be a published book.  Edeleth is the Edelgard-inspired color change of Byleth with Edelgard and Byleth's minds co-habiting the body.

               “Oh my cod, Marie, can you believe it, we’re getting to team up with the woman herself, the kick-butt Smash woman of Smash women, Samus ‘The Legend’ Aran!” exclaimed Callie, the Squid Sister turned Mii Brawler excitedly looking at the decided matches.

 

               “Ease off, Callie, I don’t think Zelda would like you slobbering all over her wife.” Smirked Marie.

 

               “I know, but she’s Samus!  She’s been racking up KOs like nobody’s business!  She never backs down from a fight!  She’s—oh my cod, she’s right there!” screamed Callie.

 

               “Hey, Callie and Marie, you guys adjusting to your Mii Fighter selves just fine?” asked Samus.

 

               “I’m okay.” Said Marie.

 

               “Absolutely fine, Ms. Aran, it is SUCH an honor to fight by your side today!” smiled Callie.

 

               “Heh, don’t get too overexcited, you’ll need your energy for the match.” Smirked Samus.  She looked at the other team of three.  “I’ve been Edeleth’s teammate quite a few times, she won’t just roll over and lose.” Samus added.  She waved lightly to her friend, who waved back.

 

               “So are you Byleth or Edelgard?” asked Palutena, one of Edeleth’s teammates.

 

               “Geh!  Palutena, don’t DO that!” hissed Edeleth.

 

               “What’s wrong, you look like you’ve seen a ghost!” gasped Palutena.

 

               “You are not far off.” Muttered Edeleth.  “You remind me of that theocratic dictator we had to off in our history, she was also a tall woman with a gold crown and green hair.  She even turned into a giant white dragon she called ‘The Immaculate One.’”

 

               “Oh my!  Well, I assure you, this is my true form, and I allow quite a degree of autonomy.” Stated Palutena.  “I’ll let you two handle your own affairs in this match.”

 

               “Thank you, Palutena.” Smiled Edeleth.

 

               “I am very thankful to have this opportunity to learn from you more experienced Smash Sisters!” said MinMin.

 

               “Aren’t you the ARMS Women’s Champion?” asked Palutena.

 

               “ARMS is a different sort of combat than this.” Replied MinMin.

 

               “Just focus on what you do best and try to watch our backs.” Instructed Edeleth.

 

               “Xie Xie, Byleth.” Replied MinMin.

 

               “Eh, actually, I’m…never mind, it’s too complicated and we’ve got too little time.” Muttered Edeleth.  The six were teleported to Final Destination, Samus’ team on the left, Edeleth’s team on the right.

 

               “Ready…GO!” they all shouted.  Callie bolted at the team, only for Palutena to clobber her with her wings.  Samus hit Edeleth with her paralyzer as she approached, Marie running after Edeleth, only to get sucker-punched by MinMin’s Megawatt fist.  Edeleth used her lance on Samus, knocking her back as Callie ran in and suplexed Edeleth.  She charged up her kick.

 

               “I’ll show you two!” She declared.  “Are you watching, Samus?”  Samus got up.

 

               “Callie, no, you’re telegraphing!” Samus warned.

 

               “Wha?” asked Callie, only to get hit by MinMin’s Megawatt fist, sending her back to Samus.

 

               “Don’t ever do a slow move when multiple opponents who can see it coming are too far for it to take effect, they’ll see it—” began Samus.

 

               “Amyr!” yelled Edeleth, defeating Samus.

 

               “Samus…” gulped Callie.  “Why you, I’m going to avenge her!”  Callie dashed forward, trying to do a suplex move.  Edeleth saw this coming and used her lance move, striking first and defeating Callie.  Marie gulped at the three as they approached.  She used her forward smash bursts, knocking Edeleth back, but then Palutena used her wings as MinMin punched with her Megawatt arm.  Both struck Marie, defeating her.  The three women posed victoriously.

 

               “Callie, you cost us the match.” Grumbled Samus back in the Arena.

 

               “If I was just a little faster, I could’ve avenged you!” replied Callie.

 

               “The suplex isn’t a knockout move, furthermore, you left yourself open with your kick, which caused me to pause to explain it to you, which is why I got knocked out!” stated Samus angrily.  “Don’t telegraph your moves, then your enemy can avoid them, then strike while you’re vulnerable!”

 

               “But it’s powerful!” replied Callie.

 

               “Look, if you fight enough matches, you’ll know when the timing’s right to use moves like that.” Smiled Samus.  “We both need to work at keeping our heads in the match, if you’re willing to, we can do another team match.”

 

               “Okay, but can I rest first?  Those ladies pack a wallop.” Grunted Callie.

 

               “Sure, I could use a rest myself.” Smiled Samus.  They sat down, watching a few matches, getting ready to work on Callie’s Smash tactics.

 

The End

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