Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Happy Thanksgiving/Music Releases of 11/27/2020

 

               Hi everyone, I’m posting this on Wednesday as I imagine we’ll all have plans tomorrow to celebrate, whether with a small group or by ourselves, because it’s important to have gratitude in these hard times.  I’m thankful for my parents, my brother and sister-in-law, my aunt, uncle, cousins and their now two-year-old daughter, the video games I’ve played during this time and the music I’ve listened to as well, discovering many new and exciting songs as well as good songs to cry with and let depression out.  I’m thankful there are at least four canon to semi-canon lesbian couples in mass media, Korra and Asami in Avatar; Legend of Korra, Blake and Yang in RWBY, Edelgard and Byleth in Fire Emblem; Three Houses and Adora/She-ra and Catra in She-ra and the Princesses of Power, and I’m thankful people like me across the country are working to separate the Christian God from the homophobic image right wing politicians have stapled onto Him.  I’m also thankful the election ended in favor of compassion rather than tyranny and subjugation. 

 

               Here’s a brief review of last week’s releases.  Josh Groban had some great vocals and great duets, while Jimi Hendrix brought his typical hard-rocking guitar flair, so both of their albums were great and I would highly recommend them depending on your tastes.  Iron Maiden had a pretty good album, but Bruce Dickinson’s voice seems to have aged.  I wouldn’t mind this save that Ozzy Osbourne and Rob Halford have been singing longer than Bruce and still sound every bit as awesome as they did back in decades past, while Bruce’s voice is starting to lack his typical bombast.  Elvis’ release was pretty typical of what to expect from Elvis Presley in the late 60s, fun Pop-Rock that you can dance to, highly recommended if you enjoy that.  UFO’s album was good, solid hard rock and very enjoyable, though it’s still strange to imagine them playing in cities I mostly know as the homes of Minor League Baseball Teams.  I didn’t hear enough of Larkin Poe’s release to get a solid opinion on it, the perils of shuffle right there.  Eric Clapton’s release, which I was immensely looking forward to, wasn’t in Spotify for some reason, so I’ll have to buy the tracks which look the most appealing on my own time based on my budget.  There was also a new single from Michael Schenker, who looks like he’ll be celebrating the 40th Anniversary of the Michael Schenker group with a new album with original MSG singer Graham Bonnet, as well as a charity single called Guitarists against COVID featuring Bruce Kulick (who played for KISS when Ace Frehley began his solo career) and Joel Hoekstra, and Joel Hoekstra started his solo career back up with a great new single for his band Joel Hoekstra’s 13.

 

This week has a pair of good-looking releases that each released a single last week, too:

 

Miley Cyrus-Plastic Hearts: It’s not surprising this album is on my Christmas List.  Miley’s duet with Dua Lipa was good, and I look forward to hearing her duet with Billy Idol and Joan Jett.  This album also features covers of Blondie’s “Heart of Glass” and The Cranberries “Zombie,” and produced the catchy song “Midnight Sky,” which also has a remixed version on the album with guest vocals by Stevie Nicks, who sang the famous song “Landslide” for Fleetwood Mac.  Thus far, the music’s been catchy and driving and I look forward to more.

 

Mary Lambert-Happy Holigays: Remember “Same Love” by Seattle-area rapper Macklemore back in 2012 and the woman’s voice singing “I Can’t Change, even if I tried, even if I wanted to?”  Mary Lambert is that voice and she’s releasing a Christmas EP.  This will feature classics “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” and “Ave Maria,” as well as originals, like the single last week, “Seasonal Depression,” which dealt with how difficult it is to celebrate our Holidays apart like this (it gets even harder when you read Facebook posts from your relatives where they outright state they don’t care/don’t believe COVID-19 exists).  But there are ways around it as the song details, so I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Fire Emblem Heroes Fan Fiction: Team Nonsense

 "Sometimes the only way to heal our scars is to make peace with the demons that created them."


               Edelgard Von Hresvelg had seen some truly strange sights since being summoned to the Order of Heroes in Askr.  She’d teamed with the legendary heroine Lucina and her old friend Petra, sure, but had also had Mercedes and Annette from Faerghus at her back in combat.  Some of the combat scenarios were also strange, Harvest Festival Heroes looking for candy, Princesses of Hoshido and Nohr in Hot Springs, versions of people she knew at Garreg Mach Monastery at the beach, warriors dressed as seafaring pirates even!  But this had to take the take.  Their opponents were ninjas.  Ninjas!  She had seen several warriors train to be ninjas, Petra and Shamir once attempted to be ninjas, but instead, her opponents were Lyn with Florina, a woman named Lavaetin she had never seen before, Zihark, who looked a bit like the Hero from Dragon Quest and even weirder, a ninja version of one of her own teammates for this mission, Hana!  Edelgard had fought doppelgangers of herself in the dream realms, yes, but never a version of herself who didn’t wield an axe of some sort.  And speaking of her team, it was the strangest that she had ever been a part of, making her wonder if the summoner had truly lost his mind after his nightmare.

 

               Hana, a samurai from Hoshido was there, brandishing a large sword, but standing next to her was a brash redhead with her hair in pigtails.  She insisted on being called, “Selena,” and their dialogue suggested this team didn’t have firm legs to stand on.  “Move your fat ass, you Hoshidan Hippo!” snorted Selena.

 

               “If anything, I’m underweight, you nasty Nohrian!” replied Hana.  “When you’re defending the beautiful Princess Hinoka, you must be in tip-top shape.”

 

               “Hinoka’s a flat-chested loser with no personality, Camilla calls me her ‘little fireball.’” Replied Selena with a snort.

 

               “Probably because you’ll burn the place down, you hothead!” shouted Hana.

 

               “You want to get in a duel, right here, right now?!” barked back Selena.

 

               “Children, children, please, save your brutality for our opponents.” Said an older voice as two women in bikinis appeared on the battlefield.  Which brought Edelgard to the worst part about this team.  Ordinarily, a team with Byleth would be a dream come true, but this wasn’t her wife.  This was a Byleth she met in the Beach realms and she came with a fighting partner.  And back home, this fighting partner created the society responsible for the scars hidden under Edelgard’s armor.  Back home, this was the beast she and Byleth put down with their weapons for a free Fodlan.  This was Rhea, and no matter how kind her smile, how soft her curves, seeing her mad Edelgard angry and seeing her touch HER WIFE made her FURIOUS!  “Hi, Edie, glad you could join us!” smiled Rhea.  Edelgard took off her armor on her left arm, revealing scars from the scalpels when she was a child.

 

               “Your sick obsession with crests did that.” She stated angrily.  “My uncle wanted to know what happens if someone gets two.  ALL THEIR SIBLINGS DIE AND I HAVE TO REMEMBER THEIR PAIN FOREVER, YOU WITCH!”  Rhea frowned.

 

               “I’m sorry.  I’m not the Rhea you know, I didn’t create that society, but I don’t blame you for being mad.” She said.  “Can you turn your rage towards our opponents, I want to help you today.”  Edelgard paused, putting her armor back.  She had already teamed with Mercedes and Annette in these realms, why not even Rhea if she was willing?

 

               “All right, but no tricks.” She said.  Edelgard headed to Lyn and Florina, their shurikens harmlessly bouncing off her armor before she clobbered them with her axe, defeating them.  Lavaetin hit Rhea and Byleth with a Shuriken, but Byleth got her feet wet with seawater before a light from the sky knocked out the lava princess.  Hana faced her counterpart, doing respectable damage with her sword, but was no match for her four ninja axes.  Zihark also took out Selena.

 

               “Which one should we go for?” asked Rhea.

 

               “I always relied on Byleth’s strategy, she’s the best tactitian I’ve ever met.” Replied Edelgard.

 

               “Rhea and I will go after Hana, you pursue Zihark, Selena didn’t damage him as much and you deal more damage.” Said Byleth.  Edelgard nodded, smashing the ninja with her ax while Byleth and Rhea used the same attack as before to defeat Hana.  “We won!” smiled Byleth.

 

               “It may take me some time to fully trust you, Rhea,” began Edelgard.  “But this was a good first step.”

 

               “I’m glad to hear that.  You don’t live in my realm, so you don’t need to worry about your autonomy.” Smiled Rhea.

 

               “I’m not, I just wish it was summer back home so my Byleth and I could wear bikinis.” Smiled back Edelgard.

 

               “You could come visit!” offered Byleth.

 

               “I’ll pass, no offense, but two identical Byleths might be confusing.” Edelgard Admitted.  Rhea and Byleth giggled at that.  Edelgard felt less tense as she reappeared in her Castle, relaxing in a comfy chair as Byleth came over.

 

               “Good day at Askr?” she asked.

 

               “Better than I expected.” Was all Edelgard said in response.

 

The End

Belated Post about My Brother's Birthday

 Hi, everyone.  My brother's Birthday was this past Saturday, the 21st, and I had intended to show how my playlist for him in Spotify had changed as well as my "Party Rock 86" Playlist, which covers music released or recorded in 1985, 1986, 1987 and favorite songs of my brother and his wife.  I instead spent the day giving him a phone call, playing video games and playing his playlist in Spotify.  So, in the spirit of "Better Late Than Never," I give you my brother's playlist and the playlist of music that was popular around the time he and his wife were born and some of their personal favorites (or at least songs I think are their personal favorites):


My Brother's Playlist:

1.)    The Cross Has The Final Word-Newsboys with both Michael Tait and Peter Furler

2.)    Jesus Freak-Newsboys

3.)    Shine-Newsboys

4.)    Spirit Thing-Newsboys

5.)    Breakfast-Newsboys

6.)    He Reigns-Newsboys

7.)    Only the Son (Yeshua)-Newsboys with both Michael Tait and Peter Furler

8.)    Fearless-Newsboys with both Michael Tait and Peter Furler

9.)    Greatness of our God-Newsboys with both Michael Tait and Peter Furler

10.) Chattanooga Choo Choo-Glenn Miller

11.) Moonlight Serenade-Glenn Miller

12.) In The Mood-Glenn Miller

13.) Come Together-The Beatles

14.) Something-The Beatles

15.) Silent Night-The Fab Four

16.) What Child Is This?-The Fab Four

17.) Away in a Manger-The Fab Four

18.) London Skies, A John Lennon Medley-David Lanz

19.) Johnny B Goode-The Beatles

20.) In My Life-The Beatles

21.) And Your Bird Can Sing-The Beatles

22.) Yellow Submarine-The Beatles

23.) She Loves You-The Beatles

24.) Day Tripper-The Beatles

25.) Another One Bites The Dust-Queen

26.) Under Pressure-Queen and David Bowie

27.) Tie Your Mother Down-Queen

28.) Jesus-Queen

29.) Is This The World We Created? (Live)-Queen

30.) Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen

31.) I Want It All-Queen

32.) Fat Bottomed Girls (Live)-Queen

33.) Faithfully-Journey

34.) Open Arms-Journey

35.) Don’t Stop Believin’-Journey

36.) Pour Some Sugar on Me-Def Leppard

37.) Sweet Home Alabama-Lynyrd Skynyrd

38.) Sweet Home Alabama (Live at the Fox Theater in Atlanta, Georgia, July 1976, Alternate version)-Lynyrd Skynyrd

39.) Is This The World We Created?-Queen

40.) Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas

41.) Carry On Wayward Son-Stryper

42.) Message In A Bottle (Live)-Sting

43.) Message In A Bottle-The Police

44.) Quickstart Overview-Strong Bad

45.) Trogdor-Strong Bad

46.) The Theme from Dangeresque II: This Time It’s Not Dangeresque I-Strong Bad

47.) It’s Like It Was Meant To Be-Strong Bad

48.) The Cheat Is Not Dead-Strong Bad

49.) Nite Mamas-Limozeen

50.) Because It’s Midnite-Limozeen

51.) Jesus Freak-DC Talk

52.) Circles-The Kinda Long-haired Band

53.) Johnny B Goode-Chuck Berry

54.) House of The Rising Sun-The Animals

55.) My Shot-Hamilton

56.) The Lion From the North-Sabaton

57.) Long Live the King-Sabaton

58.) Carolus Rex-Sabaton

59.) A Lifetime of War-Sabaton

60.) Say Goodbye to the Sun-Joel Hoekstra’s 13

61.) 1648-Sabaton

62.) Gott mit uns-Sabaton

63.) Dominium Maris Baltici-Sabaton

64.) The Carolean’s Prayer-Sabaton

65.) Johnny B. Goode (Live)-Ronnie Wood and His Wild Five

66.) Sweet Child O’ Mine-Guns N Roses

67.) Wanted Dead Or Alive-Bon Jovi

68.) Rag Doll-Aerosmith

69.) Dare to be Stupid-Weird Al

70.) Shoot to Thrill-AC/DC

71.) Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)-Hamilton

72.) The Story of Tonight-Hamilton

73.) Cabinet Battle #2-Hamilton



Party Rock 86:


1.)    Rainbow in the Dark (Live)-Dio

2.)    Rock and Roll Children/Long Live Rock and Roll/Man on the Silver Mountain (Live)-Dio

3.)    Good Enough-Van Halen

4.)    Dreams-Van Halen

5.)    Why Can’t This Be Love?-Van Halen

6.)    Sweet Child O’ Mine-Guns N Roses

7.)    Nightrain-Guns N Roses

8.)    It’s So Easy-Guns N Roses

9.)    Rocket Queen-Guns N Roses

10.) Out Ta Get Me-Guns N Roses

11.) Whole Lotta Rosie (Live)-Guns N Roses

12.) Paradise City-Guns N Roses

13.) Is This Love-Whitesnake

14.) Still of the Night-Whitesnake

15.) Here I Go Again-Whitesnake

16.) Bad Boys-Whitesnake

17.) Rock of Ages Medley-Def Leppard

18.) Hysteria-Def Leppard

19.) Pour Some Sugar on Me-Def Leppard

20.) Rocket-Def Leppard

21.) Animal-Def Leppard

22.) To Hell with the Devil-Stryper

23.) Free-Stryper

24.) Livin’ On A Prayer-Bon Jovi

25.) You Give Love A Bad Name-Bon Jovi

26.) Wanted Dead or Alive-Bon Jovi

27.) I’m Down-Aerosmith

28.) Dude (Looks Like A Lady)-Aerosmith

29.) Rag Doll-Aerosmith

30.) The Last in Line/Children of the Sea/Holy Diver (Live)-Dio

31.) Who Made Who-AC/DC

32.) Sink the Pink-AC/DC

33.) Yankee Rose-David Lee Roth

34.) Shy Boy-David Lee Roth

35.) Instruments of Destruction-NRG

36.) Dare To Be Stupid-Weird Al

37.) Shot in the Dark-Ozzy Osbourne

38.) Killer of Giants-Ozzy Osbourne

39.) Lightning Strikes-Ozzy Osbourne

40.) Wasted Years-Iron Maiden

41.) Walk in the Shadows-Queensryche

42.) Gonna Get Close To You-Queensryche

43.) Screaming in Digital-Queensryche

44.) Neue Regel-Queensryche

45.) Walk in the Shadows (Live)-Queensryche

46.) Talk Dirty To Me-Poison

47.) Gimme The Prize (Kurgan’s Theme)-Queen

48.) Who Wants To Live Forever-Queen

49.) Day Tripper-The Beatles

50.) Come Together-The Beatles

51.) And Your Bird Can Sing-The Beatles

52.) Another One Bites The Dust (Live)-Queen

53.) Tie Your Mother Down-Queen

54.) Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen

55.) Fat Bottomed Girls (Live, Bohemian Rhapsody)-Queen

56.) Sweet Home Alabama (Live 1976, Fox Theater, Atlanta, GA, Alternate)-Lynyrd Skynyrd

57.) Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas

58.) Message in a Bottle-The Police

59.) Trogdor-Strong Bad

60.) The Theme from Dangeresque II: This Time It’s Not Dangeresque 1-Strong Bad

61.) My Shot-Hamilton

62.) Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)-Hamilton

63.) The Story of Tonight-Hamilton

64.) Part of Your World-Miley Cyrus

65.) GNO-Miley Cyrus

66.) Let it Go-Demi Lovato

67.) Skyscraper-Demi Lovato

68.) Confident-Demi Lovato

69.) A Hand For Mrs. Claus-Idina Menzel, Ariana Grande

70.) River-Idina Menzel

71.) Let it Go-Idina Menzel

72.) Pour Some Sugar on Me (Live 2011)-Def Leppard

73.) The Wonder of the Cross-Vicky Beeching

74.) I Won’t Back Down-Ronnie Dunn

75.) Bad On Fords and Chevrolets-Sammy Hagar, Ronnie Dunn

76.) A Place Called Slaughter Race-Sarah Silverman, Gal Gadot, Cast

77.) Mary Did You Know?-Carrie Underwood

78.) Cabinet Battle #2-Hamilton

79.) It’s Quiet Uptown-Kelly Clarkson

80.) Helpless-Philippa Soo, Cast

81.) Eagles Fly-Sammy Hagar

82.) The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face-Josh Groban

83.) Shape of My Heart-John Groban and Leslie Odom Jr.

84.) The Fullest-Josh Groban and Kirk Franklin