Sell the team to New Orleans

     I can't get this anger out of my head, so I'm writing it down here.  You know the real reason why I think the Mariners haven't gotten to the World Series and will never as long as they call Seattle home?  IT IS BECAUSE THEY CALL SEATTLE HOME.  Seattle is a cursed Sports City that isn't meant to be a sports city, it is the laughingstock and easy win of the sports world.  It lost the Pilots, it lost the Sonics, Kurt Cobain shot himself and Chris Cornell hung himself.  So now my rallying cry about the Mariners is "Sell the team to New Orleans," because I've read online Seattle doesn't want them anymore.  I bet the first season in the Big Easy, they win the World Series in 4 games.  Seattle doesn't want them, they're the laughingstock of the MLB, even the White Sox have a brighter future than the dumbass Mariners do.  Sell the fucking team to New Orleans and get them out of my sight for good!