-In 2002, I feared bin Laden would pay Japan out, causing them to atomize Washington State, which would cause Bush to send all troops at Japan, which would cause the nation to be invaded by Cuba, Iraq and Afghanistan.
-The USA’s economy will collapse and China will swoop in and makes us slaves to their atheism and appetite.
-China will demand that we remove Freedom of Religion, or they will increase interest rates to 100% or start an embargo.
-Miley Cyrus is the antichrist, here to corrupt us all.
-The Beatles were satanic.
-Miley’s nothing but a lying money-lover who cares nothing about God or people or what happens to them.
-I will be forced to make my documentary be titled “Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, do not let your children be professional musicians, they will forget Christ.”
-Nintendo will be so tight with Team Ninja that they will force me to make Samus weak and straight, instead of strong and lesbian (it’s not overt in how I wrote it, but it is a subtle wink there).
-Miley will decide to never be in an animated Nintendo movie, no matter how fun/edgy it could be.
-The Nationals will get to the World Series before the Mariners do.
-My documentary will cause people to hate Jesus even more than they do now.
-By finding out the truth, my friends and family will hate me forever.
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