Honest thoughts on 2022 and beyond

 I think 2022 is going to be one of the worst years on record and may surpass 2020 in how awful it is.  I think COVID will mutate into a variant that doesn’t react to the vaccine and is super-contagious and murders everyone infected with it as the Republicanazis blame Biden for this, get swept to a super-majority of the House and Senate, and Impeach and Execute Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for the crime of being the Democrat representatives in the 2020 election, placing Trump back in office and ordering the genocide of all LGBTQ+ people, all African-Americans, the AAPI community, all Muslims, all Latin Americans, all reconciling congregations and anyone who has shown resistance on Twitter and lives in the United States.  They will declare Trump the One True Pope and Archbishop and Second Coming and that anyone who opposes him is a Satanist.  They will burn all Rachel Held Evans books and Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Joan Jett, Tegan and Sara, K.Flay, Brandi Carlile, Vicky Beeching and Judas Priest CDs and put us all in permafrost death camps where we are to be stripped of our clothing and receive daily beatings within an inch of our lives, only to be nursed back to health so they can repeat the cycle.  They will only kill us when torturing us becomes boring.  Meanwhile, Seattle will be completely submerged by rising sea levels, as will the entire state of Florida and all of New York City while Hurricanes demolish New Orleans, Houston and Nashville beyond repair, the air in Western Washington ceases to be breathable from an unquenchable forest fire that incinerates Spokane and all of Idaho, North Korea bombs San Francisco, Juneau, Anchorage and Los Angeles off the map and China begins an embargo against the US, causing prices to skyrocket so that a candy bar that costs 79 cents now will cost $79,000 by June.  South Korea, Japan and Canada join China in the embargo, which helps the Republicans get elected and the last video games for the Switch and PlayStation ever are released, because Trump declares war in response to the embargo and drafts all the “clean” individuals 8 and up to serve in the military if they are not torturing the “unclean” individuals or serving as Republican senators and congressmen to get his lunatic and racist agendas passed.  Massive bloodshed begins in the Pacific as Trump sends more troops to the Middle East to stamp out Palestine, starting the apocalypse in a nuclear war with Iran that leaves Iraq, Egypt, Jordan and Syria radioactive wastelands devoid of life.  Extreme Southern Baptist-Catholicism (a made-up denomination that believes Trump is the reincarnation of Jesus) is made the state religion in the US under penalty of death and being LGBTQ+ is now a capital offense, also, if you murder someone who identifies as one, it no longer counts as a crime, instead, you get the Congressional Medal of Honor and Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Japan is reduced to four craters at the bottom of the ocean and the Korean peninsula becomes an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland.  There is bloodshed on a daily basis at the 49^th parallel.  Hong Kong and Shanghai are bombed to ruins, Tehran is engulfed in flame as Israel declares Trump the messiah.  This lasts for 42 years until Jesus comes back and sets things right by casting Trump, the antichrist, to the lowest pits of Hell where he burns with his true father, Satan, alongside those who participated in the January 6^th riots, the majority of the userbase of DeviantArt, Hitler, Stalin, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman, Charles Manson, the guy who shot MLK and other racists, murderers, white supremacists and rapists.