As COVID ebbs away from American society, we start making lifestyle adjustments from what we did before the plague hit our Country early in 2020, like finding new work, placing more value on friends and family and changing our ways from un-working, antiquated, biased systems (for the most part). I spent most of the period playing video games and posting screenshots from those video games on the Internet, and as such, I think that I will severely decrease use of one of those websites (if not just quit it altogether) and possibly just get MiiTopia, the DLC for Hyrule Warriors; Age of Calamity and Metroid Dread (provided they don't force Samus to have a boyfriend again) before considering myself "complete" with collecting video games for the rest of my life. They have been innumerable joys for countless hours and days, but I'm losing the drive to keep up with the new games and new consoles and am also getting into fights online with other gamers over hypotheses about characters, as well as how they should be treated in fan art and fan fiction. Rather than turn it into an endless scream match that will probably end with both of us threatening to rape each other's mother, I'm planning on either just posting screenshots on the other website or just packing it up and going, I'm just not sure yet and I will decide on/by August 6th, when I will post a special story here and there in celebration of Metroid's 35th Anniversary.
Anyway, my fan fictions feel they need an introduction, I started writing them when I wanted to make a trilogy of Animated Mario films in the late 2000s. As time went on and I didn't go to film school, they turned into a series based on the characters in Super Smash Bros. and the series that go into it. I'll discuss some of the more prominent characters in later weeks; but first, here is a timeline of events, updated for the newest Smash Bros. update a little under two weeks ago.
Key events:
6,000,004 BC-The fallen angel Tabuu is cast into
Subspace by Din, Nayru and Farore for trying to overthrow the Lord of
Creation. The three, Master Hand and Crazy Hand are appointed
guardians/testers of the Smash World.
2,000 BC-Hyrule is founded and the Master Sword forged (see The Legend of Zelda; Skyward Sword)
1,000-993
BC-The ancestors of the current bearers of two-thirds of the Triforce
fight Ganondorf Dragmire (see The Legend of Zelda; Ocarina of Time)
900 BC-Ganondorf attempts escape from the Dark Realm through a Twili named Zant (see The Legend of Zelda; Twilight Princess)
600 BC-Ganondorf succeeds in escape, Hyrule is flooded to seal him away.
100
BC-A young boy named Link meets Pirates, assembles the Triforce and
seals Ganondorf back in the Dark Realm (see The Legend of Zelda; Wind
Waker)
800 AD-The continent of Fodlan is placed under the rule of a self-proclaimed goddess named Seiros.
1,000
AD-Ganon attempts escape from the Dark Realm using a fragment of his
power named Aghanim, only to get sealed back again (see The Legend of
Zelda; A Link To The Past)
1,700 AD-Ganon escapes again as
Calamity Ganon. He is either stopped by the Hyrule Warriors, or they
delay him for 100 years. (See beginning of The Legend of Zelda; Breath
of the Wild/Hyrule Warriors; Age of Calamity)
1,800 AD-Link and
Zelda either stop Ganon again or the relatives of the Champions go back
in time 100 years (see The Legend of Zelda; Breath of the Wild/Hyrule
Warriors; Age of Calamity)
1981 AD-The current age of heroism
starts. Major battles between good and evil erupt around the world and
continue to rage for decades.
1999 AD-Master Hand reveals himself
and starts “Smash Bros.” Mario, the Current Link, an alien lifeform
named Kirby and a bounty hunter named Samus Aran join the event.
2001 AD-Crazy Hand reveals himself in the second Smash Bros. event. Bowser and the current Zelda join the event.
2006
AD-Mario teams with Mallow, Geno, Bowser and Peach to defeat the
robotic Smithy Gang (see Super Mario RPG; Legend of the Seven Stars)
2007
AD-Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Peach save the universe from certain doom
at the hands of the Chaos Heart and Dimentio (see Super Paper Mario)
2008
AD-A massive worldwide battle breaks out, resulting in the deaths of
the original Master Hand and Crazy Hand. The Smash Bros. combatants
discover the fell demon Tabuu, who reveals himself as the originator of
Smithy, Dimentio, Phazon, most of Kirby’s adversaries that aren’t King
Dedede or Meta-Knight and most of the rest of the villains plaguing the
world. Samus begins fighting without her armor, attracting the romantic
interest of Zelda.
2009 AD-A group of youths on Tatsumi Port
Island destroy the Dark Hour, a by-product of an industrial accident
caused by research at Kirijo Corporations (see Persona 3)
2012
AD-Princess Peach is transformed to Queen Peach and marries Mario. A
different group of youths in Inaba stop mysterious deaths in the area
due to the phenomenon known as the Midnight Channel (see Persona 4) For
some reason, both groups stop aging physically at this point. Samus and
Zelda are married.
2013 AD-In the other world of Remnant, Team RWBY begins fighting.
2014
AD-The fourth Smash Bros. event is started by the mysterious return of
Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Byleth Eisner (f) becomes professor of
Black Eagle House at Garreg Mach Monastery. A war breaks out between
the Adrestian Empire and the Church of Seiros. Team RWBY’s Blake
Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long and Rise Kujikawa of the Inaba group join
Smash Bros. Blake and Yang move into the guest room of Hyrule Castle
and admit their romantic feelings for each other.
2016 AD-A third group in Shibuya stops a false Holy Grail from corrupting the masses (see Persona 5)
2017
AD-This third group stops a malevolent smartphone app from declaring
itself to be God (see Persona 5 Strikers) They also stop aging
physically at this point.
2018 AD-At the start of the fifth Smash
Bros. event, an army of Master Hands descend, revealing the malevolent,
self-absorbed deity of light, Galeem. The equally malevolent and
self-absorbed deity of darkness, Darkhon, is revealed shortly
afterwards. Both are defeated and the original Master Hand revives to
help break through an army of shadow puppets. Many join the Smash Bros.
event, which is still ongoing.
2019 AD-Professor Byleth Eisner
and Empress Edelgard Von Hresvelg of the Adrestian Empire eliminate
Seiros, revealed to be a dragon called “The Immaculate One.” The two
women then wed after engaging the day after the war in Fodlan ends.
Most survivors of the opposing army are arrested, but some are given
non-violent positions to rebuild their lives due to their unique
talents. Joker, the leader of the third group of Youths, joins Smash
Bros., the rest of the Phantom Thieves arriving as backup and support.
2020
AD-Byleth joins the Smash Bros. event, with Edelgard becoming a second
for her and backup and support. Dorothea of the Adrestian Empire, now
moved to the Island of Brigid with her wife Petra, also becomes backup
and support, as does her wife. Callie and Marie, pop stars in
Inkopolis, also join the Smash Event as Mii Fighters. Tifa Lockhart
joins the Smash event as a Mii Brawler.
2021 AD-Pyra and her shared body-mate Mythra join the Smash Event proper after being support and backup Spirits. Shantae, a half-genie heroine who protects the island port of Scuttle Town and possessed Samus during the Galleem-Darkhon war, gets a new Mii Brawler body and joins Smash, residing with Samus, Zelda, Yang and Blake.
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